Lewis Hamilton: Sexist or Just a Dick?

So Lewis Hamilton celebrated his latest victory by spraying down a nearby hostess and the internet lost it's collective shit.  Most people calling Hamilton a sexist douche (1).  So let's just do a simple break down of what happened.

Family Guy Vs The Simpsons (The Dads)

From first glance, the head of both households are bumbling, dumb, idiots.  But if one looks deeper, there's a huge difference between Homer and Peter.  One's idiocy is forgivable, the other isn't.

Stop Helping Us, You're Only Slowing Us Down

Recently I wrote a satirical article on racism which was based on another article (1) written by a Muslim American.  His article was entitled "Is It Racist to Date Only People of Your Own Race?  Yes".  As obvious from the title, the author, Reihan Salam proposed that those who don't date outside their race are racists.  This is perhaps the most ass-backward, asinine logic I have ever heard, which includes the inane rantings of Klan members.